We The People are going crazy for sales. No doubt we could use a break in todays tough economic times, but people are risking their lives now. A year ago today a man was trampled to death by a stampede of idiots at a Wal-Mart.
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2008448574_shop290.html
We're like a rejected George Ramero script.
Good news though. I have a solution. We convince the Pamplonian's of Spain to combine their Running of the Bulls with our Black Friday. This avoids adding more unfortunate death or injury to the world than there already is, while sustaining our rabid desire to save a couple bucks.
We hire those sprinting Spaniards to do our shopping for us while they run from a giant beast that wants to al-GORE-vidal them in the ass.
It could be set up like a raffle. $1 buys you a ticket which entitles you to one sprinting/shopping Spaniard. Once you meet your Spaniard you tell them that you have your eyes on a $36 Blu-Ray player thats "really nice". As extra incentive tell him that he can also grab a few things for himself.
Vegas will of course place odds and take bets similar to a horse race.
"$50 parlay on Javier Bardem to show please"
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