Howard Beale's Zucchini Buffet

      

        How are you doing?  Im ok but as usual Im stressed out from your addiction.  Watching you is like volunteering to be water-boarded....... I know it'll be ok in the end but that doesn't mean its going to be easy.  I just worry about you so much.  You're friends and family......not so much.
        Please tell your sister to stop talking like she memorized the Urban Dictionary, ya big bowl of fuck butter. (look it up)  Please tell your dad to kill himself.  He's crowding your mind and one over explanatory inner monologue is enough for me.  Please tell your friends at Showtime to stop recapping and previewing the entire series at the beginning and end of the each episode.  It takes way too much time and I find it personally insulting.  That being said, I cant wait until I see you again next season.

                                                                                                                                    Love,

Your Biggest Fan

p.s. I'm sorry Rita died but I think its for the best.  Trinity killed her so you wouldn't have to.  That woman would have eventually nagged the life out of you.  At least you and Dex Jr. will have something in common.